In the third installment of the Twilight Saga, Bella is ready to graduate high school and marry Edward. This is complicated by the pending battle between the Cullen clan and some new born vampires. With the battle approaching Bella's other love interest Jacob professes his love for her with a kiss. Bella punches Jacob in the face and breaks her hand because he is a rock hard werewolf. Everything else is so predictable no more detail needs to be given. Jacob is constantly telling Bella, "I'm gunna fight for you until your heart stops beating." While watching Eclipse I wished my heart would stop beating.
There are a few scenes where the green screen is not properly edited out and this further takes away from the already horrible film. The special effects are right out of 1982 and the sound effects are just awful for when the vampires run. The highlight of the film is when Dakota Fanning orders the killing of a 13 year old vampire to prove she truly is evil. She first uses some jedi mind grab on her, then has one of her henchmen finish the girl off. With the massive amount of money these films will gross they should develop the flash things from Men In Black so that every boyfriend that was dragged to this film can erase it from their memory.
Rule of thumb: Any vampire movie that takes place 90% during the day is doomed from the beginning.
Zero stars
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